Board up the windows, keep kids indoors (unless you have one that is a pain in the ass..come on you know you have a favorite) and watch for those cream pies. There is a clown epidemic douchier than what any vaping can bring upon this nation. Several states and several crimes involved. The connection? Clowns or as Noel points out people in clown suits. Plus Twitter update from Lionel on the DNA link of the “Somerton Man”in the Australian Tamum Shud case from 1948. Another Bigfoot sighting in Northern Michigan, and should extraterrestrials wear protection when they decide to rape and pillage what is left of the human race after Clownpocalypse! Plus, Noel and Jon discuss the Purge.